Sunday, 3 April 2011

Thank Goodness for Lippy Mothers

My mother is a lippy woman - in both senses - and I would not be writing this today if it hadn't been for her great attitude. So I'd like to say thank you mum, for making me feel pleased with what I've got; especially my hottentot apron.

Surgeons like to tell us that long labia can result from hormonal changes, or physical damage done through childbirth, cycling, or excessive masturbation*. This plants the idea of a disease requiring treatment. Although clearly hormonal changes or stress to the tissue (including manual stretching) can substantially increase labia minora size, I haven't seen any research showing that this is the reason why most lippy girls are lippy. We just are.

When my mother first washed me as a tiny newborn baby she saw prominent lips just like hers. When my sister arrived a few years later she was cuter, blonder; less skinny; but down there just the same.

How lucky to have a mother who isn't worried about being like everyone else! Far from thinking there was something wrong with us and we needed to be reduced, when she changed the nappies of friends' daughters' she considered they were missing something: "....it looked just like a little bottom!".

Thanks mum, and here's your flower for Mothers' Day, from a National Collection of simply beautiful rhododendrons. Lots of love L xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx




*No I don't know what excessive masturbation is either. I've often wondered.

5 comments:

  1. Heeh, I was about to laugh at the flower that you offered to your mom. Well, your mom is such a confident gal. Regarding the disease-causing labia minora, it has been proven. The effect differs according to cases, though. But really, who doesn't want her labia to look fresh? :)

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  2. It' excessive when you get circles under the eyes the next day.

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  3. and please forget the lousy word of m..........n that refers to "turpitude" or "trouble"! ! !

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